Saturday, January 26, 2008

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"There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval." - George Santayana (1863-1952)

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Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Curve-Balls

"I couldn't come up with a good quote one night so I came up with one: 'When life throws you curve balls, don't make lemonade!' I know it sucked out loud, but I couldn't help it...It was late..." - Jake Neuman (1992-)

See that? I can make my own quotes too! Anyways, I was thrown a curve-ball it came out of NO WHERE! That's right, NO WHERE. (WARNING! Beatles Refrence!) And no, there are no blue meanies. Get over it.

I was thrown a curve-ball. I had like 20 seconds to react! What did I do. I answered the question. Five minutes later...Did I make a good decision? It ate at me for the rest of that day and into the night.

All you have to do, count the good things that came out of that decision. Could go to Canada without worry, can go to my aunt's wedding without worry. And more! No one really cares do they? Oh well, it's fun to write this stuff cause there might be some person that visits my blog to get life advice.

After you make a rash decision, count the good things, then watch your favorite stand-up comic (like Lewis Black) and you can fall asleep peacefully! Yes, I am Jake Neuman, if anyone was wondering.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Awards

"Awards are merely the badges of mediocrity." - Charles Ives

Awards, everybody loves them. If it is for an art project, or for doing well in school, or for acting in a movie. The reason I thought of awards is because the Golden Globes were "canceled" and made into a press conference. Just because AMPTP (or whoever they are) wont make a deal with WGA.

Now, this threatens the Academy Awards too. If a deal isn't made soon with the writers the Oscars might have to be canceled as well. Now, if everyone loves awards, why wont they make a deal with the writers? Deal with writers=award ceremonies. Now, some of this might not make sense, but it does in my head.

Make a deal with WGA, AMPTP (or whoever you are), and let the awards rain down.

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