As stated yesterday today will cover my travels through the realm of religion, so sit back with a nice glass of lemonade and enjoy.
Let's see, let's see... Where to begin... Ok. So, I'm sure everyone has heard of Martin Luther, and no, not Martin Luther King Jr., Marin Luther, the "founding father" of my religion: Lutheran. Now, I believe I can trace back my religion to at least my Great Grandmother. From her to my Grandma who pounded religion into my mom's head and that leads to my family. My dad isn't an extremely religious guy, and thats understandable from the family he came from... Hold on... I need a Goose Island root beer to do this... Mmmm, thats better. I feel refreshed, ok, where was I? Oh yeah. My dad married my mom (he may have had to go through some class because my mom is Lutheran, I'm not sure) and (24-17) 7 years later they moved to my current house of residence. Lucky them (or my mom) two houses down and across the street there was a convenient Lutheran church.
All is well and fine there as I grow up going to Sunday school every week and attending Vacation Bible School throughout the summers, and of course
VeggieTales who doesn't love VeggieTales. I still do as a matter of fact, but that's another story. So, now I'm 12ish, our good friend (and pastor) Pastor Jim is retiring (he's the second pastor I had after Pastor Trench who moved away, who's ex-wife and daughters we're still good friends with) and we aquire a new pastor. His popularity among the congregation was that of Bush's approval rating at the end of his presidency. Harsh, but true. And now it's confirmation time for me! Woo! Where we get to learn all about God and have to accept Christ.

Now, because our old church was pretty much left in shambles we got the pleasure of finding a new church. New church? Awesome pastor. Pastor Dawson I believe. A few months later... He decides to switch churches... Am I cursed? I don't know. All I know is I am missing my old church (especially my youth pastor Jason) and not having the best confirmation experience, not knowing anyone because I was new to the church and not winding up in the best small group. Was I the most mature of the group? From my leader's perspective, yes. He's pretty cool by the way. Guy Shilke (spell his last name right?) he said he was going to call me to go bowling... that didn't happen haha. I digress, again left pastor-less I continue my confirmation stuff not really enjoying it. Then comes along my favorite pastor of all time. Pastor Tom. PT was doing everything right (in my opinion). He was trying to bring modern techniques into the church, which I thoroughly enjoyed. The problem was the old grannies of the church (of course I'm over exaggerating). They did not like this. They didn't want change. Now I could be wrong but I believe this is the reason that PT was asked to leave. After spending Campfirmation with him (and Pastor Dawson, who I beat at Monopoly, and he remembered my name, and meeting a bunch of great people) I just loved the guy. He was doing podcasts (and still does:
Wired Jesus Podcast) and really using that Mac well in services (except for the one time he forgot to turn of Skype and his brother called, oops). But he chose (again I think this is what happened) to step down and now he is serving a congregation in Ohio.

We are again pastor-less (as far as I'm concerned) but we do have a youth pastor, who my sister says is cool. I barely met the guy and I am not going to throw myself back in the water to be disappointed again by something. Now I prefer to think what I think about religion.
My favorite ongoing argument with my friend is that there is a lot of stuff in the bible that could in fact be a lie. It is not like God or Jesus actually wrote this so the people who wrote it could actually be telling lies. No one knows for sure except the big man himself. After all these years leaving the church I grew up in, losing awesome pastor after awesome pastor, I'm just not sure what to believe because each pastor has their own view on what that book is about. And not just what is going on in The Bible but also what is going on in the church itself. Pastor Tom probably understands this the best:
"...the time comes when fads pass for something of substance. The thing now is that we are looking at a language/communication shift, not just a fad, and its hard to tell the difference. I’m convinced its a shift of the magnitude of the advent of the printing press, but has the added dimension is that entire generation is already speaking this new language." - Tom Lyberg
So, now, where do I stand? I'm not sure. I recently watched
Bill Maher's "
Religulous" and found the point that he was making to be a bit off. He was astounded by the fact that people could believe in something that couldn't really be proven and he was wondering why people would gather to worship a could be fairy tale. I think what he failed to look at was the faith of these people. I am going to quote my favorite television show of all time:
"These people have nothing but their faith and that movies me." -Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip
The fact that people have faith and do believe should be enough. Bill Maher I think your movie was great but I think that it doesn't matter if it is real or not, it matters that people believe. And no, I'm not talking about being brainwashed into thinking this is good and that is evil, the simple fact that people can believe in something that could be seen as completely ridiculous is what moves me.

So, I guess I stand on, "I don't know". I think it's possible that Jesus Christ was married, I think it's possible that there are lies in The Bible, I think it's possible that there could be a million different reasons why "my religion" could be wrong. I think that anything is possible about anything at this point.
After reading
Phil Vischer's book "Me, Myself, and Bob: A True Story About God, Dreams, and Talking Vegetables" I am going to take his stance. I believe in God. But I am not going to force it on anybody. I will probably show my kids VeggieTales, because it teaches good lessons (and is funny) not because I want my kids to be the same religion as me. Phil Vischer's current project, which involves
Jelly Fish, is a great metaphor for the path I am taking now. I am not letting religion or any giant decisions be forced onto me, I am going where the current takes me. I am letting what God wants me to do lead me along a path. If it feels right I will do it. I am not taking on any big projects or forcing anything to work out, if it works out great, if not, oh well, brush it off my shoulder and move on.

Ok, my root beer is gone so I think thats enough of my rant. I appreciate you if you are reading this and please feel free to leave your comments below either about your own experiences or what you think of mine, or anything else for that matter. I will leave you with three different closings
"I'll see you out there on the road." - Tom Lyberg (Wired Jesus Podcast)
"God made you special, and he loves you very much." - VeggieTales (Phil Vischer)
"I'm gunna make a friend out of you yet." - Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.
What I listened to while typing this: The Beatles, Barenaked Ladies, and Douglass Scott. Thanks for reading.
~Jake