Language

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." Lily Tomlin (1939-present)

Ah, language...What we all speak right? Yep. What we all speak. Some words often are not used correctly. Or some words that are used shouldn't be used at all.

I here people at school adding a swear word to nearly every sentence that comes out of their mouths. I mean, it gets kind of ridiculous! "Hey, did you here about that -beep- that that -beep- did?" I mean, cut it out! Geese. And yes I said geese and not Jesus, because I can only say Jesus or Christ if I am referring to Jesus Christ. Hey, a Studio 60 moment, not me. If I could, I would put up an mp3 but I am having trouble with finding a host right now. If anyone could tell me about one that would be great! Otherwise it is in the Studio 60 episode "Nevada Day, Pt.1" It's some sort of Broadcasting issue, where you can't take the lord's name in vain. You should check out the episode, it's really good...

Back on topic now. People only say swears often to sound cool. Which, a lot of people, including myself, do not think is very cool. You can use an exclamation like "Oh my goodness", or "holy cow!" Both which sound incredibly dumb right now, but if swear words were never invented, those sayings probably wouldn't be dumb.

So, DON"T SWEAR. I do not care if it makes you un-cool. Just please don't swear.

Besides, it saves our eardrums from the fowl language that is...I lost it...I couldn't come up with something to finish it. Darn it...

If you need a laugh, check out the video below.